You’ve been caught red-handed — a dirty little panty thief dragged into my interrogation room. But I’m not your average cop. I don’t play by the book, and I don’t need bright lights or handcuffs to make you confess. Dressed in my tight police getup, I lean in close and unleash my real weapon: nonstop, thick farts. Every blast shakes the room, filling the air and breaking you down bit by bit. You’ll squirm, you’ll gag, but you won’t escape. My gas is relentless, my *** is in your face, and the only way out is to crack under the pressure.