Even superheroes need to unwind. Off the clock and sprawled out in bed, Spider Woman keeps her mask on but raises her thick booty in the air for something far dirtier than crime fighting. One by one, I unleash loose, nasty farts that echo through the room, each blast followed by a moan of pure relief. The more I rip, the heavier the air gets — until my bedroom smells less like a hideout and more like a dumpster bin. Superpowered gas, unmasked pleasure.