I had such a wonderful night tonight that I'd like to invite you in... I was thinking we could go straight to my bedroom. (I lead you to my bedroom with some tease along the way. We start making out on my bed.) Oh yeah, your body feels so good against mine. (I pause) What the ****?!?!?! Oh no... NOT AGAIN!!!! (You've shrunk into your clothes) This is the third time this month. Why does this keep happening to me?
What did you say? Help you? Ha. I "helped" the last guy, got an Uber to the ER, left him in caring hands, and then I never heard from him again. He ******* ghosted me. Well, who knows if they were able to help him out, but if I brought you in to the ER then that would make me look awfully suspicious don't you think? Yeah. No offense, but I was really just looking to get off tonight. Your ***** felt great between my legs before you shrank. Maybe I just need to find a man who doesn't shrink when I go to **** him?? Hmm...
Maybe you can still help me out after all. (I fold a pillow, put you ontop, straddle it, and begin humping on you) Oh yeah, this works. Mmhh. You're smaller than any ***** I've ever used, but the good thing about you is that you can take orders. Lick my ****! Kick it! Punch it! Put your whole body into pleasing me! The better you do so, the less I'll have to grind, so the higher chance of survival you will have! Oh yeah, mmhh, ahh, almost therrrrrre! (I let out an orgasmic moan)
Don't think I'm going to leave you hanging. Here, enjoy my big soft wet tongue all over your body for a minute. Mmhh! I like the way your *** tasted... it was just the right amount of salty! Ok well, you're now my *** toy! (I put you in my nightstand drawer and close it on you.)
